Thursday, March 13, 2008

The Holy Bibruq Hath Spoken!

Directly from the pages of the "prophet".

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

i don't agree with this guy.. he says thsi stupid thing about "prophet" (word) ok i know he wants make a stupid joking but why ask pulling down our mosque towers and undress our women??? he's idiot what's the simialarity with danish cartoon, man?

UnderTheHood said...

You don’t get it anonymous... He says, the West has some principles, right? One such principle is the freedom to ridicule authority, no matter what the nature of this authority is: religious, political, anything. You Muslims ask from Westerners to abandon their principle because it offends you. The author says, by analogy, you Muslims have some principles, such as to build towers (minarets) to your mosques and to cover up your women. How would you feel if the believers of another religion told you that they’re offended by your principles? You ask Westerners to stop ridiculing authority because you feel offended, but similarly the author is asking you to stop building tall towers because his religious feelings are offended. Where’s the difference?

Anonymous said...

diference: his reiligon is not real. where are those zinxers?

UnderTheHood said...

It doesn’t make any difference if his religion is real or imaginary. He’s giving you an analogy to help you understand what it means if another religion asks you to abandon your principles. Suppose a child goes and beats another child. Then you go and tell to the first child: “Why did you beat the other one? Because you are stronger? How would you like it if a strong man came and beat you?” Even a child can understand that the “strong man” is not real, but if that happened it wouldn’t be nice. That’s all you are asked to do, imagine the situation.

Alexandre Linhares said...

Here's some more fuel, folks!

Anonymous said...

zinxers are not stronger religion than Islam, man! his religion is nothig, Islam is teh most great religion and only truth reilgion!

UnderTheHood said...

Hey anonymous (if you’re the same anonymous each time) you’re shifting the subject all the time. First you’re asked to imagine someone telling you that you must abandon your principles, and you say the guy's religion is not real (irrelevant answer #1). Then you’re told that your answer is irrelevant and you reply that Islam is the strongest religion (irrelevant answer #2). When are you going to answer the original question? Can you abandon your principles, just as you ask others to abandon them?
Also, why does it matter if a religion is “strong” or not? What if his religion becomes stronger than yours one day? Should the stronger have the right to tell the weaker what to do?

Anonymous said...

Islam always willl be stongest and olny reiglion in the world one day all pepole will be Muslim nobody tell Muslim waht to do

Anonymous said...

This is to inform the general public that with the blessings of the the most sublime mouthpiece of the Bibruq the "prophet" (pubi)I have been appointed intergalactic Archbishop.

I may be recognized by the following attire:

I shall be wearing a hat shaped like a pomegranate flower, colored purple with yellow stripes, pink polka dots and blue stars and when you press a button on the front that reads "ask me about the weather," "Hail to the chief" plays --- backwards. So let it be written, SO LET IT BE DONE!!

dispatched by electronic carrier pigeon, this the quiptumpteenth day of fimbar in the most sacred month of Poombah,

by the hand of the Most High, Grand Duchess, Grand Doodle, Sprinkle Cupcake, Snooker Diddle Yipper Burger Cheese Pickle Diaper Captain Booger Yippee Biscuit Baby the Third (Squared), Intergalactic Archbishop.

Anonymous said...

The point was that the entire Danish cartoon incident was a fraud created by Muslim clerics to incite Muslims world wide into rage. At no time was the prophet Mohamed (pubh)portrayed by the Danish cartoonists as a child molester or as a demon. At no time was he portrayed as a pig. At no time was he portrayed as being sodomized by a dog. These incidents were not portrayed in Danish papers. There were characterizations of men dressed in turbans. They could have just as well have been Hindis or Sikhs...ANY MAN...NOT NECESSASARILY THE PROPHET (pubh). The Muslim clerics with malice of forethought, with intent to create tension throughout the world, to create an atmosphere of war, using deceit (as Mohamed (pubh) instructs his followers to do in the Quran to do)so as to create problems where none existed. Then you have the audacity to claim that your religion is great? That you and your faith have been insulted? Where do you get off? Every Muslim is deluded. Your prophet is a liar and a charlatan. Your "holy" scripture encourages your people to lie, steal, kill, and purposely mislead...but maybe that is why you think that is why it is so great?

Bukhari:V7B67N427 “[Muhammad said,] ‘By Allah and Allah willing, if I take an oath and later find something else better than that, then I do what is better and expiate my oath.’ ”

The real God will rebuke you and every person who worships in this "religion."

Anonymous said...

Mighty Zinx is displeased by the lack of activity on this forum.

He'd also like to point out that your overriding analogy is crass and unworthy of His name.

Anonymous said...

Hail Zinx, full of power, and strongest smell of dog poo. Yours is the strongest smell of dog poo above all religions. One day all the earth will be Zinxoid, and we will know the truth.

The "Prophet" is very magnanamous in talking to the uneducate muslim idiot /slave of allah, particularly as it is obvious that allah has replaced his brain with wallpaper paste.

I shall worship you forever my "prophet"...... and will attend no more limb amputations, burnings, rapes, child molestation or general commotions of Islamothugs now that I have found you, the true God.